Give a Gravesite Near Bear Bryant as a Gift

by Mo Johnson
(SEC Country )

A friend send me this notice he read about the truly ultimate Alabama Crimson Tide gift -- a gift that is eternal. You can buy someone a burial plot near Bear Bryant. What will they think of next. Here's the notice:

Are you looking for an everlasting gift for a diehard University of Alabama football fan? Perhaps a burial plot near the gravesite of Crimson Tide football coaching legend PAUL "BEAR" BRYANT would fit the bill. Such is being offered by a cemetery in Elmwood, Alabama at a rate of $2,200 per plot.

I don't know the name of the cemetery but I'm sure you can google it. Here's more about Bear Bryant.